CHOMP!NG AT THE BIT: It's Gonna Be a Long Day
No, not because of the 16-hours of play, I'm used to long sessions (my longest session to date is 18 hours). However, I am not accustomed to doing battle with a bar of soap.
Now, all I wanted to do was simply take a quick shower and head to breakfast. Five minutes later...I was still fighting with the bar of soap. Apparently, they are now hermetically sealing soap. It could be a germ conspiracy. Germs are tired of everyone using Purell and have started phase one of their revenge: soapgate.
Fear not, The Dentist won this battle. My hands are clean.
(The offending package.)
(The resulting carnage.)
Chomp, chomp, chomp, chomp, CHOMP!
~Sammy "The Dentist"
Now, all I wanted to do was simply take a quick shower and head to breakfast. Five minutes later...I was still fighting with the bar of soap. Apparently, they are now hermetically sealing soap. It could be a germ conspiracy. Germs are tired of everyone using Purell and have started phase one of their revenge: soapgate.
Fear not, The Dentist won this battle. My hands are clean.
(The offending package.)
(The resulting carnage.)
Chomp, chomp, chomp, chomp, CHOMP!
~Sammy "The Dentist"
posted by Sammy "The Dentist" at
8:40 AM
2 Comments:
I just cracked up very loudly all alone. How I would have loved to be a fly on the wall watching said battle.. I cannot imagine how you ended up with such carnage, but thanks for sharing it!
All in the name of good CLEAN fun. Sammy you crack me up
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